PRIDE I'm Killing Time
dmdown:

i-do-not-fangirl-i-fanwoman:

Or going to work sick because taking a day off means rent doesn’t get paid.

The absolute truth. Both of these statements

dmdown:

i-do-not-fangirl-i-fanwoman:

Or going to work sick because taking a day off means rent doesn’t get paid.

The absolute truth. Both of these statements

yungfeminist:

*disdainful white parent voice* kids these days and their…inability to sit quietly and cooperate as a cog in the gas guzzling white supremacist capitalist ableist heteropatriarchal machine we’ve designed for them…and their rap songs

weedjoke420:

*on death bed*
parents: honey please is there anything we can do???
me: yes. .„.,. , a final wish..„„ get me my ball , so i can dunk one final time
parents: *gets ball*
me: *dunks*
me: *is miraculously recovered*
me: wtf!!!!!!!!..„ , i guess ball really is life!!

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

Parents of the year since the 90’s

aidn:

@my friends who can see emojis: 😘

as for my friends who can’t, enjoy this Square Of Friendship

HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

can we talk about how emotionally draining this scene must have been to film though..

tagged: +ahs 

superstreetfighter2turbohdremix:

i am 0% the person i was three years ago and i would probably get in a fight with 2011 me

997:

janemba:

Screw art!

Hate

Janemba

Performance, tumblr text post on screen, 2014

coolben94:

Dear past self,

When u cut off ur hair mom wont be that mad and you dont have to run away.

From,
Ben (that’s you)

bewbin:

misfirevevo:

ACTUAL PROOF that there is NO SKELETON WAR

THIS IS LYING PROPOGANDA AND I AS A SKELETON WILL NOT STAND FOR. Mostly becuae I don’t have any muscles BUT STILL

bewbin:

misfirevevo:

ACTUAL PROOF that there is NO SKELETON WAR

THIS IS LYING PROPOGANDA AND I AS A SKELETON WILL NOT STAND FOR. Mostly becuae I don’t have any muscles BUT STILL

janefoster:

one of the dining halls on campus regularly serves a dish called “pork soft corn taco” but try as i might

i always accidentally say “softcore porn taco”

chemtrailhooker:

deliciously-devious:

magieundfreiheit:

micdotcom:

Alarming Whispers reveal the ridiculous sex ed lessons schools give teens

Follow micdotcom

WHEN WE WERE LITTLE SOME TEACHER TOLD US, THE GIRLS, THAT WE WERE LIKE FLOWERS, AND EVERY MAN WE HAD TOOK A PETAL WITH THEM. IF WE HAD TOO MANY WE WOULD END UP LIKE AN UGLY, WITHERED FLOWER AND NO ONE WOULD WANT US

MY TEACHER TOLD US THAT WHEN WE HAD SEX, WE GAVE PIECES OF OUR SOULS TO THE PEOPLE THAT HAD SEX WITH US. AND THAT IF YOU HAD SEX WITH TOO MANY PEOPLE, YOU’D FEEL LIKE SHIT AND BE UGLY AND GROSS AND THAT GOD WOULD NOT ACCEPT YOU AS YOU WOULD THEN BECOME SCUM OF THE EARTH. Ahhhhh, Utah.

American Sex Ed at it’s finest.